Jokes About Nurses

I have a funny jokes about a Nurses, let's read it :))

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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.  

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. 

She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. 

 Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. 

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side.  

The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.  

This goes on all morning. 

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.  

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. 

"It’s pretty nice," she replies. 

"Except they won’t let you fart."

Feeling Sad Quotes

A feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause. Why you are so sad? Let's read the feeling sad quotes of people and share your feeling.

1. There is nothing more depressing than having it all and still Feeling SAD.

2. Things I remind mysefl when I'm SAD...

It's OK to be sad, I need to honor my feelings.

~ Jasmin Terrany

3. I often find myself feeling alone, feeling sad and like something is missing within me. I just want to be happy.

4. Sometimes when you're crying and feeling sad and hopeless about your love-life, you have to remind yourself nobody is allowed to make you sad, then put on music and make yourself look extra pretty.

5. As much as feeling sad sucks, as least I have the freedom to feel it.

6. Sometimes when we're feeling sad, it's important just to feeling the sadness. Like a snake shedding its skin, old feelings of remorse and regret and hurt and anger often have to come up in order to be released. On the other side we're a better person, capable of a happier life...who we are when we're no longer burdened by the buried feelings that weighed us down, or the self-defeating patterns that the pain produced.

~ Marianne Williamson

7. To anyone feeling sad or empty, people care about you. Don't hide your feelings in your head or on Whisper, or else it will just eat you up. You are not alone!

8. There is the malancholy of Europe. There is the romantic malaise. Feeling sad is almost a form of deepness.

~ Mathieu Amalric

9. I learn to practice smiling when I'm feeling sad, you know?

~ Yuna

10. I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don't matter anymore.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

11. The sad thing is when you are feeling down, you look around and understand that there is no shoulder for you to cry on.

12. I'm tired of feeling sad and guilty for being depressed. I'm not trying to be ungrateful. I'm sorry.

13. Being depressed is much different than being sad.

~ Laura Sloate.

14. The worst feeling in the world is feeling sad after not feeling depressed for the longest time.

15. Giving to other people makes me feel alive. Not may car or my house. Not what I look like in the mirror. When I give my time, when I can mke someone smile after they were feeling sad..

~ Mitch Alborn

16. You could ask for hugs if you were feeling sad or you'd hurt yourself, but when it happened spontaneously it made you feel warm inside.

~ Mark Haddon

17. How can you lose something you never had, I tell myself when I'm feeling sad.

~ Elvis Presley

Emergency Room

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. 

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. 

"Well, it was like this" said the man.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

 "What did you do?", asked the doctor. 

"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!" 

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Solitaire game

The famous game solitaire

It’s funny that for such a popular and important game, few people know the names of those involved in its creation. And those creators have seen little to no reward or recognition for their efforts. Kare displays her design work on her personal portfolio site, yes, but nobody has ever heard of Alfille and perhaps saddest of all, because the game is included “free” with Windows and because he coded the game as part of his regular work duties, creator Wes Cherry has said he has not received a cent for his troubles, despite Solitaire being one of the most popular video games of all time.

Just as sad is the fact that Solitaire’s place atop the office time-wasting food chain has in recent years come to an end. Steam, the Xbox Store and Chrome Marketplace have eroded the need for Microsoft to rely on bundled software, while the population’s increasing familiarity with computers, Windows and video games in general means folks are more comfortable playing more abstract, complex games in their downtime.

On that note, then, let’s leave things on this rather poignant quote from Cherry, which puts into perspective the countless hours “lost” to the game over the last 25 years.

World’s Best solitaire

“Suppose a business said everyone on the sales force was getting a free deck of cards so that when they get bored they can play solitaire” systems manager Clifford Stoll told Time in 1998. “Not going to happen, right? But if you give everyone on the sales force a $2,000 computer, you know they’re going to play some solitaire because it’s the second or third most common program run.”

You mention Solitaire and—after the amazing end-game card haze—the first thing that pops into your head is that it was once seen as the single biggest threat to office productivity facing this planet’s workers. And in many regards, that’s correct.

Most people who have worked in an office can testify to the lure of the game, and could name one or two colleagues who spent a little too much time cutting the decks when they should have been filing reports. Some even take it too far; in 2006, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg famously fired a city employee he caught playing the game while at work.

This addiction can even spread beyond the workplace and into people’s homes. My father has spent more time playing Freecell over the past decade than he has doing housework, for example. Things can get even worse for some: in 1996, Dr. Maressa Hecht Orzack opened the world’s first clinic for computer addicts as a response to her own chronic Solitaire addiction.

Yet things aren’t all bad for the humble little card game when it comes to the workplace. A University of Utrecht study from 2003 found that people allowed to play Solitaire while at work both improved their productivity and felt better about their jobs compared to those who were barred from playing. This was because if “rationed” correctly, a game of world of solitaire turn one functions much like a cigarette or toilet break, helping the employee take a short refrain from work, which refreshes them.